V-Day
As regular readers of this blog are doubtless aware, Tuesday is my usual day off and yesterday started off as a day off. Ambitiously, I awoke in the pre dawn hours, threw on my ski clothes and drove two hours north to get to Hunter Mountain just as it opened. Despite the incredible amounts of snow that had fallen here in the city, Hunter only got 3-4 inches according to friendly fellow skier who I took the chair lift with me. Still, the additional snow made the conditions much better than last week, although there was a bit too much ice for the conditions to be described as “great.”
So there I was, having moved to the West side of the mountain to try my luck on the double blacks when my cell phone rang, then rang again. Mildly worried, I checked my messages to discover one of my fellow teaching pros had broken his pinkie last night playing tennis. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. While hitting a two handed backhand, his left pinkie had caught his pant’s pocket which had been stuffed with balls and that was all she wrote.
Me, being the dutiful tennis Pro, and in need of some brownie points at the club, skied down the mountain one last time before hopping in the my car and driving South towards Waldwick, stopping once for a Super Roast Beef sandwich from Arbys and Curly Fries of course, both of which were just as delicious as I remember from my college days, though a bit more expansive.
Now, I hadn’t brought any of my tennis stuff with me, it was day off after all and I was skiing, so I had to steal (borrow) some work out clothes from my brother, (Ridgewood Ice Hockey Warm up pants and a UVM Sweatshirt, and then trade shoes with the injured tennis pro. I got his tennis shoes; he got my boots to wear home. The club desk workers, who occasionally double as our “work moms” thought the switching of the shoes was one part adorable, one part gross.
So, I taught his lessons for the rest of the day, 2:30 to 8. The junior clinic on Tuesday is the same as Wednesday and a piece of cake for the most part, with the exception being a few “special kids,” well mostly just one, who is parents must be grateful for the opportunity to drop on us for an hour and a half a week. But teaching someone else’s privates is always a challenge. Sometimes it’s great, if the kid knows what he wants and knows me enough to trust me to give him or her good advice. But if the kid is accustomed to another Pro giving advice, then I have to tread a thin line between trying to help the kid with his strokes, and giving potentially conflicting advice from the kid’s usual Pro. As for yesterday, one lesson went very well, the kid was hitting better by the end, and other, well, although I thought she was hitting better by the end she didn’t seem to notice or care, and was extremely frustrated. So it’s a mixed bag.
Anyway, that was my Valentines Day. One funny thing, not being in college anymore, I wasn’t deluged by V-Day (read Vagina Day) protests, marches and rallies by campus feminists. I wonder if that stuff still goes on. At Kenyon College at least, you can’t miss it, which kidding aside is a good thing, but out in the “real world,” I at least, didn’t hear a peep. That allows me to go back to disliking Valentines Day for all the right reasons, namely that everyone else seems to be in love and I’m not. That’s supposed to be a little joke, I hope you chuckled.

